Very Very Vanessa

2009-07-11T15:15:00.001-07:00

I saw this and it made me think naughty thoughts about you!!

2009-05-28T13:41:00.000-07:00

My nipples are hard and ready for some tongue...and who knows where else that tongue could roam???? Shall we find out together?

2009-05-11T09:22:00.000-07:00

2009-04-30T11:55:00.000-07:00

It's Bikini Time!!!

Have a bikini fantasy you need to share?

Give me a call!

2009-03-13T08:59:00.001-07:00

Why the Irish are so much fun:

Jimmy-Joe finds a Genie lamp and rubs it. Out comes the Genie and asks "Master you have released me from the lamp and I grant you three wishes, what would you like"
Jimmy-Joe scratches his head, then answers "A bottle of Guinness that never gets empty. "Granted master" retorted the Genie and produced the bottle. Jimmy-Joe was delighted and got drunk on this one magic Guiness bottle for weeks then he remembered that he had two other wishes.

He rubbed the lamp again and the Genie appeared. "Yes master, you have two more wishes, what would you like?" "You know that magic, never ending Guinness bottle" he asks the Genies.

"Well, for my final two wishes, I'd like another two of them!"

2009-02-10T07:58:00.000-08:00

Have a very Sexy Valentine's Day!

2008-11-24T09:41:00.000-08:00

Here's a new website for you to check out.

2008-11-18T07:47:00.000-08:00

I love playing games!

Winter Sports

2008-11-13T08:50:00.000-08:00

I heard this joke yesterday, and it was cute, so I had to share!

Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"

2008-11-12T03:54:00.000-08:00

"Doggy Style" anyone?

Don't let the fun end now!

2008-11-02T07:05:00.000-08:00

So, did you have a GREAT Halloween?? Hey, it doesn't have to be over yet, you know!!

For some great Halloween stories, jokes and pics, check out www.halloweenphonesex.com

Plus, until November 15, I hear you can get some great PHONE SEX deals!

2008-10-28T13:40:00.001-07:00

Well, things have been pretty crazy for a while, and I sincerely apologize for disappearing on you, but it couldn't be helped.

Life is back on track, though, and I will make it a priority to post more often!

Till next time:

Vanessa

2008-09-26T08:39:00.000-07:00

ORKUT123.COM - ultimate resource for orkut graphics, glitters, tricks and games

Peek-a-boo!

2008-09-18T14:52:00.000-07:00

Thought you'd like another naughty pic of me!!

This is fun!

2008-09-17T00:42:00.000-07:00

I did it!!

I've had my first few calls now, and I'm so excited. I was scared at first, that I wouldn't be good enough, but the guys I talked to seemed to like me; a couple of them even called me back again!!

Now I can't wait for the phone to ring...what an ego boost!!

Send me an e-mail...I'd love to hear from you!

2008-09-13T10:36:00.000-07:00

vivid_vanessa_xxx@yahoo.com

I'm ready!

2008-09-10T11:37:00.000-07:00

Well, I guess I'm ready to go to the next stage. Besides just talking about my fantasies and dreams on this blog, I'm ready to start talking to guys on the phone...so I got myself all set up and I gotta tell you I'm a little nervous! (Petrified is more like it!)

I want to do this...so bear with me if I stutter and stall, at least until I know what I'm doing. I promise I'll do my best, and you might even have fun teaching me!!

Come on...we'll do this together!

888-307-3033

The benefits of a good education!

2008-08-07T20:36:00.000-07:00

I had the best night last night!

I went to class, and found that due to personal reasons, the instructor wasn't able to be there. One of the other students, who I think has had his eye on me for a while (I wasn't really sure, but I got this feeling every time he looked at me, you know?), suggested that we go and check out this club that he knows, and one thing led to another, and before you know it, we were checking into this cheesy hotel!

We laughed at the decor, and drank a LOT of beer. So different than those boring wine tasting events that I used to have to attend. I felt so FREE!

Well, it wasn't long before I was seriously horny. I just can't seem to get enough sex lately! I was so proud of myself because I made the first move, and I let him take pictures of me, which I've never done before and then I must confess. I attacked him. We had sex in the shower, on the floor, out on the balcony, and even in the pool. (hey, it was 3:00am - not like anyone was there to watch. I think it wouldn't have mattered anyway...we could have invited them!)

Of course, then the class came to an end, and the other students making all kinds of noise as they gathered up their things to leave broke into my awesome fantasy, and woke me like a cold shower!! But I could have sworn that he smiled suggestively at me as he passed me on the way out!

More fantasies soon! Or hey, you could always give me a call, and we could have one together!

Vanessa

My pool party

2008-07-14T20:57:00.000-07:00

The most amazing thing happened to me today. It was so hot, I decided to hit the pool. I'm not used to guys hitting on me, because before I was always with...him (I can't say his name; it's a bad word!). Since the divorce, I've been so busy moving and getting settled...

Anyway, so I went to the pool at my new place, and there were two really sexy guys there, both eyeing me up like crazy. I couldn't decide which one I would rather take a bite out of...and then it hit me! I don't HAVE to choose!! I can do anything I want these days!

So I took them BOTH back to my apartment, and we spent the rest of the day getting to know each other really, really well! I just laid back and let them both touch and kiss and caress me, while I enjoyed the shivers running all over my body. And then I let them fuck me, one after the other!

...and then I woke up. The sun was so warm on my skin, I had dozed while lying there. The truth is, I'm not quite up to REAL sex yet. That's why I'm trying phone sex. I want a risk-free way to live out my fantasies without all the baggage that comes with the real thing, until the day when I feel brave enough to act on them. I'm hoping you'll call me and help me do that!

I'd love to get to know you too, if you give me a call. 888-307-3033

When the hand is quicker than the dirty mind...

2008-06-29T10:01:00.000-07:00

I love a man with imagination and a sense of humor, so when I ran across this video on youtube, I wanted to share. Pretty cool, huh?

It's a whole new world out there...

2008-06-26T20:39:00.000-07:00

For years, I was the "good girl". I said the right things, went to the right places, made a "good" marriage, and raised a good kid. I never got a chance to break loose, run free, or check out the wild side of life. I thought I was ok with that, but you know; they say that the only things you regret in the end, are the things you DIDN'T do.

Now it's my time. I'm on my own for the first time EVER and ready to go a little crazy, but I have to tell you...I may need a little help because it's all new to me. Any volunteers?

Yep, it's a whole new world...but that's ok, because I'm a whole new me!

Vanessa